Boy oh Boy... has anyone noticed how bad the economy has been lately?
Double stuff oreo's are no longer double stuffed.
The diameter of a Reese's peanut butter cup has drastically shrunk!
and Imitation Cheese, you know the stuff that is cheaper than real cheese, I would love to know what it is imitating, because it sure as heck isn't cheese.
I went to buy a dress and it said half off. Boy did they mean it when they said half off! It was so short, I know what half they took off.
Designers are using less and less material for underwear, and I know that it is not my butt getting bigger, because my king sized fries are definitely not so king sized anymore.
Mother's Cookies has been cruelly exterminated from our grocer's shelves.
And as for the price of milk, if I am going to pay that much, the price better include a pet cow too!
It used to be cheaper to sew, now it costs more to buy a spool of thread than a t-shirt
Dime stores have become dollar stores and dollars stores have become more like $1.50 - $1.99 stores
Whatever happened to the good old days, where oreo frosting was abundant, and $5.00 could get you a supersized meal through the drive through?